HOW TO SPOT A HIPSTER-ROOMMATE SLEEPING: Take the quiz!
1. Does your roommate have a beard?
2. Is their head on a popular ’80s color or patterned pillow?
3. Could any of the clothing they are wearing be purchased at American Apparel or Urban Outfitters?
4. Are they in proximity to plaid?
5. Are their eyes closed? (First, make sure they aren’t nodding their head while listening to an Arcade Fire ballad.)
If you answered yes to at least 3 of these questions, your roommate is indeed a hipster, and sleeping. Take a photo.